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"A long time ago, in a kitchen memory far, far away..."|
When I was growing up, we used to compare apple pies. Back then, it seemed that there were apple orchards scattered all over the place. We would debate over which orchard had the best pickings, and which variety of apples made the best pies, and in the end, it always came down to the crust. The apples were a great addition, but it was the crust that made the pie.
It is a period of civil unrest.
The Empire and its spaceships are striking
from behind a wall of media, having won
their first victory against
the evil transfat.
During the next attack, Chef's
sous' have managed to steal across
enemy lines, dodging the salt-free zone
by riding on a mysterious hairy hog,
which has enough taste
to change an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's
sinister Doctors, Princess
Lesa races home aboard her
hog, custodian of the
lard that can save her
pie and restore
freedom to the kitchen.
Now, it wasn't like we made the pies ourselves, mind you. It was our moms or our grandmothers who made the pies that we took to bragging about. Since my high school serviced two towns together, a bit of a natural rivalry was always present. In my small circle of friends from my hometown, those that had tried my mom's pie said it was the best. From the other town, everyone said that Peg's grandmother's pie was surely better.
So, it came down to sharing and trying... a pie duel, as it were, scheduled for high noon in the lunchroom. I begged my mom to make a pie, and like all unreasonable requests from teenage children, it is often more painful to say, "no" than to do what was asked. So, an apple pie I got.
The big day came and lunchtime arrived. We stole into an empty classroom and I proudly produced my mom's amazing apple pie. Peg, on the other hand, wimped out (...figures!) and brought nothing. But just the same, everyone had a piece, and Peg even admitted that my mom's pie was the best.
Peg, if you're reading, I will put my pie against your pie any day, because "I" have the secret ingredient...
...Mangalitsa Pig Lard
There is much chewing over the fat, these days. Which lard is best and where on the pig the lard comes from is just one of those debates. Leaf lard, from the kidney and loin area of the pig, is traditionally believed to be the best. However, from what we have tasted, the variety of the pig seems to be more important than where the lard comes from. The lard from the pig known as The Mangalitsa is full of flavor, and always dissolves into a miracle-flavored "drug" whenever you bake or cook with it.
At first you may say, "I can't taste it, no piggy here." But, then you realize that the light and flaky feel of the crust must be a result of the fabulous fat.
So, our special of the week is Mangalitsa Lard. To help grease the skids - make the keyboard a little smoother and the mouse a little easier to click - as you cruise around our new site we have an introductory price for this amazing product that you might not have seen, or even used, for 30 years...
Four (4) pounds of yummy lard (Supplies are limited, so one bucket per person, please.)
Four pounds is enough to share, make a bunch of pies, make as many delicious biscuits as you have time to eat, and fry a few dozen eggs after that... Or, keep it frozen always ready at the hand... Expedited shipping is included in the price. Scoop the fat and smell the bacon!
Below are the recipes we used to test the snout-pleasing goodness of the Mangalitsa Pig Lard...
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